Welcome to ChromaTec, the universe’s leading producer of the ChromaGun (patent pending)! Here at ChromaTec, colors are magnets! Well, not exactly. Magnetoid Chromatism—a physical property of the pandimensional realm—is a bit more complex than that. In layperson’s terms: Walls attract objects of the same color. All kinds of objects! Like large boxes. Or small boxes. Or medium boxes! Or super-safe, friendly, decidedly non-murderous WorkerDroids*. (List not exhaustive) Use your refined painting and color-mixing skills to voluntarily solve intricate puzzles on the ChromaTec Testing Track for ChromaGun Research Purposes, Mark II — aka ChromaGun 2. Please note the following are not valid reasons for non-participation: – Not having participated in the Testing Track Mark I (aka ChromaGun 1; no prior knowledge necessary) – Color-blindness (A color-blind accessibility mode is available at no extra charge) – Fear of birds** – Fear of magnets (They’re colors, not magnets) – Fear of being involuntarily forced to perform tests on an experimental color-based firearm (this will never happen) ChromaTec would like to remind you of the following important disclaimer: Not solving tests as instructed is not advised. Breaking the ChromaGun is not advised. Activating a portal to a parallALTERNATEel uniREALITYverse is not ADVISEDadvised… ChromaLABS would like to remind you of the following disclaimer: ChromaLabs is the universe’s foremost—and only—manufacturer of the patented ChromaGun. Our world-class engineers are all [redacted] free [redacted] and [redacted] motivated [redacted] to [redacted] ensure that our testing grounds meet the following criteria: – Unbreakable tests: No constant restarting of test chambers necessary – Removable paint: Painting and mixing is fine, but undoing it is even better – Advanced puzzles: Physics challengPUZZLes, clever paintPAINT mechanics, and even [redACTED] oh TWO i [REDacted] UNIVERSES have a CANNOT EXIST bad IN feeling THE SAME about REALITY this. We hope you enjoy your brief, pleasant, VOLUNTARY participation in the ChromaLabs CHROMATEC Testing TRACK. * WorkerDroids may be less non-murderous than implied. ** Except chickens
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